| |
Main
Date: 08 Sep 2006 11:48:12
From: Wheat
Subject: Beer Humor
|
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her
door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my
husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down
at the brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Mick is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking chair by
the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it. She wept for
many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go
quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda ... no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
Thanks to: http://www.realbeer.com
--
The Hawke Rides Again!
|
|
| |
Date: 08 Sep 2006 18:57:10
From: Gerard Eberlein
Subject: Re: Beer Humor
|
"Wheat" <kotosho@netscape.net > wrote in message
news:8pidnRjgCMZwJ5zYnZ2dnUVZ_oednZ2d@comcast.com...
> Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her
> door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
> "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my
> husband?"
>
> "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down
> at the brewery..."
>
> "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
>
> "I must, Brenda. Your husband Mick is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
>
> Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking chair
by
> the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it. She wept for
> many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
>
> "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of stout and drowned."
>
> "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go
> quickly?"
>
> "Well, no Brenda ... no."
>
> "No?"
>
> "Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
>
>
>
> Thanks to: http://www.realbeer.com
>
>
> --
> The Hawke Rides Again!
That's funny, LMAO!!!
Gerard
>
>
|
|
